by Jess and Terry.
"Happy 4th of July! Don't you just love Hollandaise?!"
"Chimichurri up and put your shoes on!"
"Jalapeno bills!" (read: holla! payin' yo bills)
"I hate to truffle any feathers, but someone's got to say something!"
"I'd ask her out, butter brother looks tough."
"Don't be a sauerkraut!"
"Will you marinara me?"
"Agave you two warnings already."
"Chow chow you doin'?"
"Marmite I have the next dance?"
"You're just going to have to chutney on this one."
"I Worcestershire I'd asked her out first."
"Girl, put some panties on. From this angle I can syrup your skirt."
"Don't think twice, it's all raita."
"I vinaigrette to tell you, but I have already made plans."
"You aioli live once!"
"Would you like to dijon me for dinner?"
"I went tobasco in the sun and got a sunburn."
"It was a good night, with only margarine-al errors."
"Girl, have you lost weight? You look tahini!"
"I haven't seen you in forever - we should ketchup soon!"
"Instead of going out, we can just stay home and sriracha movie!"
"Honey, mustard you wear that shirt again??"
"Sometimes you just have to caesar the opportunity and steal a kiss!"
"I prefer to only date boys from the ranch."
"Mayo I have a cookie?"
Hey, you wasabi me a drink?"
"You mustard be on time for your classes!"
"What do you guys soy, sauce we stop?"
