Thursday, January 5, 2012

Book Review

I just finished book number two for the year (yay school breaks!) and usually, when I finish a book and consider reviewing it here, I wait a week or so.  Not this time.  This book really spoke to me, because for the last couple of years I have considered where my meat comes from and the ethics of being an omnivore.

I tried for a while to be vegetarian, for health reasons as well as environmental reasons, but my body was built to eat meat.  I feel better and have more energy when I have meat in my diet - unlike some people, who are the opposite.  If you've ever read anything about the blood-type diets, you understand what I'm saying.  So now I'm a full-time omnivore, and I love meat.  Actually, I love food.  So. Much.  The way to my heart is definitely through my stomach.  I'm an adventurous eater, and trying to teach myself to cook a little at a time.  A couple of years ago I began planting herbs in the spring (I've already got my basil and cilantro in seed cups in anticipation for this spring) and over the last year have been considering adding hunting to my repertoire of food harvesting.

I come from long lines of hunters and harvesters on both sides of my family.  My grandparents grow the bulk of their own vegetables themselves to this day.  My uncle and cousins are avid deer and other critter hunters.  My father and brother love fishing - and eating what they've caught.  My uncle and aunt raise livestock, chickens, and butcher their meat themselves.  No one in my family buys nuts - both my parents and my grandparents have pecan trees, and my grandparents grow peanuts as a cash crop.

Somehow, though I grew up exposed to this world, the skills I have taken away are limited.  As a kid I showed more interest in crafting and reading than fishing, and my family never pushed it on me.  But now, as I start to become an adult and read the food processing horror stories made popular over the last few years, I want to change that.  I already have the respect for the process, now it's time to learn the skills.


Girl Hunter
Georgia Pellegrini

Right after deciding this, I was gifted this book by Terry.  Thank god for best friends!  I was so excited to start reading. Girl Hunter is a memoir of Pellegrini's transition from accomplished city chef to accomplished hunter/gatherer.  She begins having never fired a gun, and her journey is a little bumpy, but soon enough she is looking her food in the face.  

Pellegrini's writing is thoughtful and lush.  Her imagery is what you would expect if a novelist, not a hunter/chef/financier.  Her descriptions of preparing the carcass are sometimes graphic, but realistic.  She does all the dirty work herself.  She even talks about what happens when your shot is not a kill shot.  As she puts is, "The worst moment in hunting is an imperfect shot.  It is hard to prepare for the moment you are responsible for suffering.  Rather, it is had to prepare for the moment you know you are responsible for suffering.  It's all in the knowing."  That is my fear of hunting - how will I handle the suffering.  But, as we are all hopefully aware, the suffering of a wild animal hunted is no where near the suffering of domesticated livestock animals in feedlots or commercial chicken houses or slaughterhouses.  I agree with Pellegrini when she writes that hunting, as gruesome and gory as it may be, is more humane and ethical.

I can't wait to pick up Pellegrini's first book, Food Heroes, next.  And, she writes a blog(!!!) and I've already scoped out some awesome recipes.  (Potted cheese? Yes please!)  And as for hunting, I'm going to pick out my first shotgun in a couple of weeks!  I'll keep you posted.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

New Year's Resolutions

My favorite part of the New Year is resolutions.  I had a really great 2011.  Here are some of the highlights:
1. I went back to school to finish undergrad.  That meant transferring jobs and moving back to Athens, which was a little stressful, but well worth it.
2. Terry and I vacationed in Naples, Florida!
3. I ran the Warrior Dash with Keats
4. I made a few new friends that have quickly become very important people in my life.
5. My relationship with my parents has never been better :)
6. Dudefriend took me to Asheville for my 23rd birthday.
7. My Grandma turned 70!

I'm really proud of the year I've had, and I'm in such a good place for 2012.  This year, I made 24 resolutions, since my 24th birthday is in November.  

1. Run a 10k.
2. Take a daily multivitamin.
3. Call my Grandparents every week.
4. Read 15 books for pleasure. (I'm one in already!)
5. Make all A's in my classes.
6. Go turkey hunting.
7. Take a trip to the west coast.
8. Go kayaking.
9. Take Dudefriend to Pigeon Mountain to show him the caves.
10. Visit Washington D.C.
11. Buy less coffee out, drink more at home.
12. Wear sunscreen!  I'm so bad about this.
13. Vid-chat with my lil bro.
14. Make time for my friends, old and new.  
15. Build more furniture with Dudefriend!
16. Learn how to clean a fish.
17. Keep my herbs from dying.
18. Take advantage of all the free parks and exhibits in Athens.
19. Take more photos.
20. Go to a winery with Terry.
21. Talk to my professors during their office hours.
22. Craft crafts I love to craft.
23. Write more, here and personally.
24. EAT. DELICIOUS. FOOD.

I couldn't be more excited.  Good luck on your resolutions!

BOOK REVIEW

(When I told my mom I wanted this book for Christmas, her response was "Why? The Office isn't even funny."  Moms.)

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? And Other Concerns
by Mindy Kaling

I usually don't read books in one sitting, but much like Tina Fey's book, I devoured this in a couple of hours.  Mindy has the best voice (I guess that's to be expected, she's a writer and comedian) and her chapters read like your best friend is telling you the funniest story.  

What really impressed me is that while the entire thing is hilarious, it's also so very relate-able.  Reading about her struggles to accept critique and work in a writing group - learning to play well with others - is a lesson anyone (me me me) can definitely pocket.  Her honesty is admirable.  Every time I've hears someone mention this book, their response is always how much Mindy is like them.  I think this is just because everything she writes is so honest, how could it NOT reflect your life too?  Real-world observations and experiences.

I definitely recommend.
Excerpt on Amazon.

Painting under the influence


A few years ago, Terry and I used to have Craft and Beer Fridays, where we would get together and craft under the influence*.  Well, tonight Dudefriend and I got the opportunity to imbibe while taking a painting lesson!  We checked out Pints and Paints (due to a sweet sweet Dealmob we received as a gift) and had a blast.


The picture was called "Iron Horse."  I think I won.  I mean, whoops.  It's not a competition. It's not a competition. It's not a competition.

*Crafting under the influence, unlike painting under the influence, is not an activity for novice crafters.  Please note that I do not endorse amateur drunk crafting.  It takes years of glue gun burns and needle-wielding to be able to hold your own on the craft frontier.  It's a dangerous world.  If you don't believe me, pick up a copy of  Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People at your local bookstore.**

**(guys, that's actually a really funny video, you should watch it)

Friday, December 23, 2011

Gift Wrappin'

Have you guys noticed how expensive wrapping paper is? This Christmas, I'm a little low on funds (going back to school has this way of sucking you dry) and so I wanted a way to wrap presents and make them look cute, but on the cheap.
Solution: paper bags. I asked the cashier at Kroger for some extras, and they gave me a whole stack!
First, I cut down the middle of one side and then cut the bottom out to make one long peice, like this. I saved the bottoms to make gift tags.
Wrap up your box, and you'll discover that it's a great blank canvas!

I took pastels and drew designs. You could also decoupage, use stickers or stamps, or even leave it blank!

I had leftover tissue paper from last year and yarn from my Charlie Kelly Halloween costume, so I used those to dress up the package.

This post by one of my favorite bloggers, Delightfully Tacky, reminded me of the pompoms I used to make as a kid. Her method is a little different than mine: I just wrap yarn around my fingers a bunch of times, and then carefully slide it off.

Tie your yarn ball carefully (and VERY tightly) to the top of the package. You want it tight, or else it will fall apart.

Clip the loops and fluff out the yarn so it's a pompom!

I used scrapbook paper and the bag bottoms to make gift tags. I had that little clay stocking left over from a few years ago too, so I used it to tie the yellow tissue paper in to the rest of the package.

Voila! There are a bunch of variations, but it's fun and cute, and super cheap!

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Jess Gets Competitive

A couple of nights ago, dudefriend and I competed in (and won!) a Gingerbread House competition!
Our theme was "Gingerbird House"
We made the sidewalk out of Big Red chewing gum, and the bushes out of broccoli.
I curled up pieces of chewing gum to add texture to the roof. Dudefriend carefully cut a hole in the front of the house for the bird to get in and out, and then an even smaller hole for the candy cane perch.
There's even a little pretzel privacy fence, engineered by dudefriend, to keep out the "Peep-ing Toms"!

The back of the house has another hole - a window, complete with pretzel windowpanes and a flower box filled with Nerds.

The piece de resistance: Peeps!